"The Texas Aggies"


"You say Sir he is sorta crude like,
     and as country as a Hoot,
But he's Hero of this Nation
  When the guns begin to shoot.
You say Sir, that it's just a joke
   and only done for fun
But have you seen the record, Sir,
   Of what these guys have done?
More Officers and Men, Sir,
   In time of war they say
Than any other School, Sir,
   Throughout the USA.
When their Country needs them
   They're among the first to die
So it's kinda hard to laugh, Sir
   When you've seen their families cry.
You can say they pick their nose
   Can't even play a flute
But they're the heroes of this Nation
    When the guns begin to shoot.
They ain't no perfumed Beatniks
   With a Hair-do and a Fan
So you can call a Texas Aggie
    When you really need a Man.
They don't mind your lies and jokes, Sir
    When you want a little fun
They'll even join in laughing
     about the things they've done.
But when the Laughing's over
     And you've had your last big Hoot
Just call the Texas Aggies
     When the guns begin to shoot"

This poem was written by J. Gordon Bristow of Oklahoma University, one of Texas A&M's long time rivals. He is referring to A&M's outstanding participation in American wars. In World War II, 18,000 Aggies went to fight, of these 14,000 served as officers, more than any other school, including the United States military Academy. Seven of these young men were awarded the Medal of Honor, the highest honor our Country can award. So many Aggies fought in this war that the US Army printed posters and billboards that read: "Join the Army, and help the Aggies win the War." You can read more about A&M's participation in World War II and other American wars in the Sander's Corps Center.